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The RAoR-Twilight Commentary Drinking Game

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prepare to get sh*tfaced

So whenever I need a pick me up, I listen to the Twilight Commentary on my Zune. So this week, wh

ile I was listening to it…yet again…I thought that this audio would make a crazy fun kinda f*cked up drinking game. WIN!

Rob's got his supplies...time to get yours!

Rob’s got his supplies…time to get yours!

The supply list and the rules after the swig…

The RAoR-Twilight commentary drinking game…

Just a reminder, that if you are not legal 1) you shouldn’t be hanging out at RAoR and 2) you can’t play my game…Later Tater head over to the Wizards of Waverly Place NOW!

OKAY, we definitely need some drinking music…

What you’ll need:

  • Twilight movie with commentary or
  • Twilight commentary on MP3
  • Alcohol for shots, Jaeger, Baileys etc
  • Alcohol for sipping, Henichen or Peroni in honour of Rob, I choose wine or Corona (yes I am a girl)
  • Munchies like chips or nuts (teehee) or cheese
  • A bucket to contend with the HardDoucheWicke factor

Grab your hoodie & your heiney and get in the mood to drink yourself silly!

Grab your hoodie & your heiney and get in the mood to drink yourself silly!

The Rules

  • Roll your eyes & take a sip of your drink whenever Cougar Catherine says “dude”
  • Take a small shot every time you hear Rob open some food, eat, drink or slurp on something
  • Eat some chips/munchies every time Rob goes silent from complete and utter mortification
  • Take a sip of your drink every time Kristen sounds confused
  • Take a shot every time you can hear the utter regret & embarrassment in Kristen’s voice for having ever agreed to do Twilight

    Rob has started without us...quick grab your drink.

    Rob has started without us…quick grab your drink.

  • Take a sip every time Rob turns something normal like “rim” into something dirty and pervy
  • Vomit alert – try not to barf every time you can sense Cougar Cathy picturing Rob naked
  • Eat some chips/munchies whenever Rob says something that makes no sense whatsoever
  • Take a small sip whenever Rob giggles (you’ll be f*cked up in about 20 minutes if you don’t keep those sips small LOL)
  • Take a shot every time you can almost hear Kristen rolling her eyes at some dumb-ass comment from Cougar Cathy
  • Take a shot every time you sense Rob is secretly boob checking Kristen
  • Vomit alert – try not to barf when they all start talking about how great the “hold on tight spider monkey” line is
  • Take a sip every time Rob makes fun of Edward
  • Take a shot every time Rob or Kristen give Cathy a backhanded compliment.
  • Eat some chips/munchies every time Cougar Cathy says some boring director shit you could care less about

    F*ck what were we talking about..gah

    F*ck what were we talking about..gah

  • Take a shot every time Rob says something completely random like “that’s my shirt”
  • Take a sip every time Kristen complains about something…her performance, the weather (small sips or you’ll be passed out drunk before you know it LOL)
  • Take a sip every time Rob makes fun of his performance as Edward (again small sips or you won’t make it to the accident scene LOL)
  • Eat a snack whenever Rob says lit’rally (this should help counteract all the sips from his giggling)
  • take a sip every time YOU picture Rob naked or YOU think about banging him…uh oh GAME OVER! Face down, butt in the air…time to brew some coffee *wink*

Phew, so if you’re not completely shit-faced by the time this movie is over…your f*cking doing it wrong. LOL

Source – my smutty hard-drive

Song is Drinking in LA by Bran Van 3000

Oops forgot the PSA: drink responsibly, do not drink & drive, do not drink & buy Twilight shit online…

Sigh, it surprises me that I actually have to add this but…this post is meant to be humorous and yes a joke (like my entire blog). Take it for what it is & be responsible.

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